在来魔都之前从来没用过Facebook,语言不便是一回事,早就过了热衷剪刀手章鱼嘴摄像头拍照每天认识不同的新朋友的年纪才是主因。因为这个被当作男人和牲口用的工作需要不得不去注册了Myspace,像过去我所厌恶的所有自作多情的广告一样,去各个素不相识的用户界面留言I like your page style welcome to my homesite。也许我的适应性比想象中好很多,这样恶心的工作做习惯了也就会开始享受这个过程了,比如在myspace.cn的用户搜索界面强忍想掀桌的冲动在满屏剪刀手章鱼嘴的照片里寻找不那么欠的用户然后继续在别人的主页很脑残地留很小白的广告留言。
不知道是所谓的处X情节还是其他什么职业原因,现在对界面充满精炼美感和崭新油墨味的新建网站兴趣尤其浓厚,比如饭否或者以前推过的8box。当然,大前提是这个站不能是脑残的交友网站。
藏的blog曾经贴过她翻的一篇facebook分析报告,前半段很人文,后半段完全是经济报告。其中有这么一句,大约是说,贴上一张比本人更光鲜的照片,再附带一列喜好清单,就能建立起一个“我是谁”的假象,从而捕获虚伪的荣誉和异性的关注。
没错,一直生理性厌恶交友网站,除了对那些堪称负向视觉冲击的头像照片接受不能外,便是这个原因了。人与人之间最美好的微妙的尴尬的激烈的蝴蝶效应般的丝缕联系,怎么就能通过发色肤色身高体型收入学历爱好形形色色的标签最后通过排列组合以及1和0的程序总结计算出一个合拍与否的概率,还盗用了原本应该是很淳朴的“缘分”这样的美好的冠名。另外觉得十分厌恶的是,明明就是素昧平生的人,只是看blog主页设计,一句签名,怎么就能让人说出“你深邃的眼睛透出了千古的忧伤”的。
好吧话题扯远了。要说的是,facebook的group功能,作为一个和豆瓣小组一样的小组标签集合还是很尽职的。也许等待我的未来进化形态中,可以加上一条,不需要任何标签的装饰,就能很清楚自己在这个世界上的位置。
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